Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage,
lots of students gather at their home .....
why ???
.......
..........
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt
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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BRUCE LEE was a great manBut after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...why?Because he becameMAMU LEE! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------santa and banta r discussing-- -------santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......kyun???????? ????????? ??kyun???????? ?????? bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------who made Ganesh to Anesh...???? ThinK...... Think...... okay....." KAILASH KHER "tere naam se " G " loon.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. Tonaukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.Kyon?????? Think....... ...... Give up?? Coz..."Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ek nadi thi......uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....Guess who was the lucky guy??????...........................Keep Guessing.... ..........................Chalo yaar....the answer is "KISNA"Jo hai albela mad naino wala...jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....woh kisna hai ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------if a CAT crosses ur way,when u are going some where,then what does it mean???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????? ????????? ? ? ? ?it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
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Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"AndWhy are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"Socho Thoda sur SochoSocho Socho.... Nahi AataBcoz Indian wives call their husband "A g" <>
American wives call their husband "A u" <>
Monday, January 11, 2010
Some Refreshments......
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage,
lots of students gather at their home .....
why ?
?
?
?
?
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt
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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
?
?
?
?
?
Because he became MAMU LEE!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa: "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta: "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......
kyun ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
kyun ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
who made Ganesh to Anesh...
?
?
?
?
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "tere naam se " G " loon....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.
Tonaukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
Think....... ......
Give up? ?
Coz..."Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy?
?
?
?
?
?
Keep Guessing.... ..........................
Chalo yaar....
the answer is "KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
AndWhy are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Socho....................
Thoda aur Socho....................
Socho Socho....................
Nahi Aata....................
Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" <>
American wives call their husband "A u" <>
lots of students gather at their home .....
why ?
?
?
?
?
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
?
?
?
?
?
Because he became MAMU LEE!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa: "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta: "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......
kyun ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
kyun ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
who made Ganesh to Anesh...
?
?
?
?
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "tere naam se " G " loon....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.
Tonaukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
Think....... ......
Give up? ?
Coz..."Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy?
?
?
?
?
?
Keep Guessing.... ..........................
Chalo yaar....
the answer is "KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
AndWhy are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
Socho....................
Thoda aur Socho....................
Socho Socho....................
Nahi Aata....................
Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" <>
American wives call their husband "A u" <>
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
"LANGTANG" Closest trekking region to Kathmandu
Langtang area, is toward the north of Kathmandu valley. The scenery here is spectacular, and the trek more adventurous as the area is visited by fewer tourist. To the west of Langtang is Ganesh Himal with a range of 6,000 to 7,500 meters. The main ethnic groups living here are Sherpas and Tamang. The forests in the region have temperate and sub-apline vegetation. Wildlife includes migratory birds, deer. Monkeys,Tahr and Pika. The best time for trekking in the langtang/Ganesh himal are is sring and autumn. Most of the trekking routs in Helambhu and Langtang are well served with tea house making independent trekking quite possible. But, there are no such facilities in the Ganesh Himal area or Ganga la area.
Getting There:
Access to Helabhu is particularly easy and quick. Sundarijal, which one of the most convenient staring points is an hour’s drive from Kathmandu. Other possible road are ideal heads are at Buddhanikantha, Kakani and four hour drive away at Melachi Pul. For langtang and Ganesh himal the chioce is limited – drived to Dhuche in Rasuwa district. The road then continues to Syabrubesi from where Ganesh Himal and Langtang treks can start. Hindu pilgrimage site and popular tourist place Gosainkunda can be reached from either of the two routes. However, the way via Rasuwa is easier. Buses leave regularly from the Balaju bypass close to the main bus park at Gangabu.
Getting There:
Access to Helabhu is particularly easy and quick. Sundarijal, which one of the most convenient staring points is an hour’s drive from Kathmandu. Other possible road are ideal heads are at Buddhanikantha, Kakani and four hour drive away at Melachi Pul. For langtang and Ganesh himal the chioce is limited – drived to Dhuche in Rasuwa district. The road then continues to Syabrubesi from where Ganesh Himal and Langtang treks can start. Hindu pilgrimage site and popular tourist place Gosainkunda can be reached from either of the two routes. However, the way via Rasuwa is easier. Buses leave regularly from the Balaju bypass close to the main bus park at Gangabu.
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Friday, January 2, 2009
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