if u take tension u will get pimples.
if u cry u will get wrinkles
so why dont u laugh all the time and
show your beautiful dimples
.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
A letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will u provide that?
Best regards, Banta Singh
Sunday, September 21, 2008
When computer engineer falls in luv
Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein, no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh, kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain...
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Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
-----------------------------------------------------
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...
----------------------------------------------------
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein, no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.
-----------------------------------------------------
Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh, kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
-----------------------------------------------------
Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
-----------------------------------------------------
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain...
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Incredible work with EGGSHELLS
These egg shells were cut with a high intensity precision Laser Beam. This gives a very good idea of what can be achieved with a Laser Beam. From this can be surmised what laser surgery performed on one's eye is all about. Is it any wonder how one's vision can be improved in just a few moments? Science is sometimes wonderful, and it's still on the frontier of gaining new knowledge.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Some Ramdon Facts
1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
2. Every day more money is printed for the game Monopoly than the US Treasury.
3. Men can read smaller print better than women.
4. Women can hear better than men can.
5. Coca-Cola was originally green.
6. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
7. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.
8. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. Now get this: The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
9. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the ripe old age of eleven:
$6,400.
10. The world's youngest parents were eight and nine years old, respectively. They lived in China in 1910.
11. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
12. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
13. San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
14. Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history.
Spades: King David
Hearts: Charlemagne
Clubs: Alexander the Great
Diamonds: Julius Caesar
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. The next time you are taking a walk in the park and see a statue of a person on a horse, remember these interesting facts:
. If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died
in battle.
. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as
a result of wounds received in battle.
. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes.
17. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th:
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Almost all of the rest signed on August 2.
The last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
18. The shortest complete sentence in the English language is "I am."
19. Hershey's Kisses got their name because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt as it spits them out.
20. What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
21. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace.
22. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession.
23. If you were to "spell out" numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand.
24. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, dishwashers, and laser printers all have in common? They were all invented by women.
25. What is the only food that will not spoil over time? Honey.
26. What day of the year are there more collect calls than any other?
Father's Day.
27. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? He was allergic to carrots.
28. What is an activity performed by 40% of all guests at a party? They snoop in your medicine cabinet.
29. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured to bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened. This made the bed much firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase: "Goodnight, sleep tight."
30. In Babylon 4,000 years ago, it was the accepted practice that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead that he could drink. Mead is a honey beer. Because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month (better known today as the honeymoon).
31. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. In old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "to mind your P's and Q's."
32. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get the attention of the barkeep. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
33. In Scotland a new game was invented. It was titled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
AND FINALLY
34. At least 75% of the people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
2. Every day more money is printed for the game Monopoly than the US Treasury.
3. Men can read smaller print better than women.
4. Women can hear better than men can.
5. Coca-Cola was originally green.
6. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
7. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.
8. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. Now get this: The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
9. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the ripe old age of eleven:
$6,400.
10. The world's youngest parents were eight and nine years old, respectively. They lived in China in 1910.
11. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
12. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
13. San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
14. Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history.
Spades: King David
Hearts: Charlemagne
Clubs: Alexander the Great
Diamonds: Julius Caesar
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. The next time you are taking a walk in the park and see a statue of a person on a horse, remember these interesting facts:
. If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died
in battle.
. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as
a result of wounds received in battle.
. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes.
17. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th:
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Almost all of the rest signed on August 2.
The last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
18. The shortest complete sentence in the English language is "I am."
19. Hershey's Kisses got their name because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt as it spits them out.
20. What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
21. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace.
22. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession.
23. If you were to "spell out" numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand.
24. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, dishwashers, and laser printers all have in common? They were all invented by women.
25. What is the only food that will not spoil over time? Honey.
26. What day of the year are there more collect calls than any other?
Father's Day.
27. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? He was allergic to carrots.
28. What is an activity performed by 40% of all guests at a party? They snoop in your medicine cabinet.
29. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured to bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened. This made the bed much firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase: "Goodnight, sleep tight."
30. In Babylon 4,000 years ago, it was the accepted practice that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead that he could drink. Mead is a honey beer. Because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month (better known today as the honeymoon).
31. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. In old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "to mind your P's and Q's."
32. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get the attention of the barkeep. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
33. In Scotland a new game was invented. It was titled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
AND FINALLY
34. At least 75% of the people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Letter from Mom to his son
Dear Son,
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they wouldn't have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the commote-bowl. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took your sister to our club's poolside.The manager is very badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club.We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his fathers last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they wouldn't have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine,situated right above the commote-bowl. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took your sister to our club's poolside.The manager is very badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club.We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his fathers last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Kuchh Sayari's ho jaye......
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Ayela, tire Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
To rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
*************************************
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Abe aage bhi to bol...............
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do sale
ko...................
*************************************
Tohaar chehraa moti samaan.....
Tohaar chehraa moti samaan......
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
*************************************
[This one is a killer!!!!!!! ]
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
*************************************
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun......
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
*************************************
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!!
*************************************
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!
*************************************
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
*************************************
Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudenga!
*************************************
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
*************************************
Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
*************************************
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Ayela, tire Puncture!!!
*************************************
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
To rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
*************************************
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
Abe aage bhi to bol...............
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do sale
ko...................
*************************************
Tohaar chehraa moti samaan.....
Tohaar chehraa moti samaan......
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
*************************************
[This one is a killer!!!!!!! ]
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
*************************************
He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
*************************************
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun......
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
*************************************
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!!
*************************************
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!
*************************************
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
*************************************
Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudenga!
*************************************
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
*************************************
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Can you find some hidden Images.....?
The spirit is looking at the grave 
In Einstein’s face you’ll see the three graces
Find 10 faces in this tree
There is a hidden face in this scenery
Can you find 9 hidden images?
Find the baby 
Find the couple
Look at this picture: what do you see? 
Where are: The woman, The horse, The lion, The old man, The wolf & what else do you see?
How many hidden images?
Horse, Bear, Lion, Eagle, Wolf, Father, Woman, And ???
12 elephants / 6 heads
Can you find the 7 horses in this picture?Monday, September 8, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
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