!! Santa Singh MBBS !!
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said
Battery is Ok !!!
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!! CURD RECIPE !!
Banta had called an Englishman 4 lunch.
There was curd on the table the guest asked how is it made?
Since Banta did not know proper english he said "MILK SLEEPING IN NIGHT , MORNING BECOMES TIGHT"
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!! DONATION !!
Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
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!! BANK A/C Openning !!
A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why?
FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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!!SARDAR DIVORCE !!
A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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!! INQUIRY !!
Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
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!! SARDAJI IN STORE !!
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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!! ANSWRING MACHINE !!
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it bcoz
he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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Sardar Puri life only 1 thing Sochte Sochte mar gaya ki
mere to 2 brothers hai phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise
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Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life &
I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . ..
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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A SARDAR gave an Ad in matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ..
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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl .
He goes and kises her.
The girl shouts and says what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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On Jeeto's bday
Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji
ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to see butterfly!
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Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
Sardar: oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
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