Kuchh Sayari's ho jaye......

Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, u ask why?

I come close to u, u feel shy,

I tell u those three magical words....

Ayela, tire Puncture!!!

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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua

To rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jhella nahi jata

Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

Abe aage bhi to bol...............

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do sale

ko...................

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Tohaar chehraa moti samaan.....

Tohaar chehraa moti samaan......

Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

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[This one is a killer!!!!!!! ]

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao

She: Sandal nikaloon kya!

He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun......

Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

Yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

Sidhe upar chale aana!!

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Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya

Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya

Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....

Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....

Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??

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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudenga!

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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

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